love stories about monsters are THE BEST because the idea of conceptualizing love in a way that is not human and fundamentally cannot be human and is AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE LEVEL FROM THE HUMAN is so great.
made better when one half of the relationship is human and suddenly…

I just hiccuped so violently that I spilled an entire cup of boiling hot coffee all over myself

my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit
i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
I’ll join
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
So my professor was asking questions.
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
Listen up homenuggets
I need to follow some awesome people, so.
If you post le following:
- Doctor Who (also Classic Who)
- Sherlock BBC
- Supernatural
- Star Trek
- Lord Of The Ring/ The Hobbit
- Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog
- Cabin Pressure
- The Beatles
- The Rolling Stones
- Pink Floyd
- Les Mis
Please Reblog and I will follow :)



I need to follow some awesome people, so.