GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
syrensphynxwitchtier: ishaloveshardcore: slowlydescending: forgottenwinterfrost: MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself. ^thats the fucking spirit!!!!! I reblog this every time I see it
therecklessandtherian: have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS did you mean My Chemical Romance?
fantastically-fangirling: If you don’t do that deep inhale thing at the beginning of Radioactive by Imagine Dragons than I don’t trust you.
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
johnthemod1: smokeywithposey: jojenobrien: Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy. Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay. #we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien) Yahoo has no...
I walk with heroes: digivolvin: love stories about... →
digivolvin: love stories about monsters are THE BEST because the idea of conceptualizing love in a way that is not human and fundamentally cannot be human and is AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE LEVEL FROM THE HUMAN is so great. made better when one half of the relationship is human and suddenly…
I just hiccuped so violently that I spilled an entire cup of boiling hot coffee all over myself
andthats100sleeplessnights: vanillish: i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours I’ll join
wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
andrewhussiesbosom: [9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
Listen up homenuggets
twinkly-helter-skelter: I need to follow some awesome people, so. If you post le following: Doctor Who (also Classic Who) Sherlock BBC Supernatural Star Trek Lord Of The Ring/ The Hobbit Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog Cabin Pressure The Beatles The Rolling Stones Pink Floyd Les Mis Please Reblog and I will follow :)
SO BASICALLY COUSIN MATT CUT HIS HAIR
the-absolute-funniest-posts: dean-plz: AND THEN THIS HAPPENED : sO COUSIN MATT, NOT FOR NOTHIN, BUT YOU SIR HAVE STARTED AN APOCALYPSE This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
october-afternoons: partybarackisinthehousetonight: im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be: the grape gatsby lime & punishment the adventures of blackberry finn the crepes of wrath the catcher in the pie war and quiche around the world in eighty buffets 20,000 leagues under the tea the call of the...
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
hipsterezi: girlatsunrise: ...
dean-ismean: how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
burgrs: [sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: charlesdutton: my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops i like him keep him
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and...
mermaidcurves: stupicl: FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11 Facebook didn’t exist when I was 11. I FEEL OLD.